I want to read classic books but I love murder mysteries too much. I want to watch arty films but I love 70’s slasher horror. I want to dress bang on trend but I prefer dressing how I feel and I love my pajama’s. I want to speak intelligently but I’m not that smart. I want to quote great works of literature but I quote Friends and comedy DVD’s. I want to know about art but I have no idea of any artists I like except Andy Warhol and that’s because of Marilyn Monroe. I want to be more sophisticated but I love pints of real ale. I want to be skinny but I would never give up food, especially cheese and meat. I want to not care about organisation and cleanliness but I am such a neat freak. I want someone who accepts me for all these things and I am so happy that I do.